Ha, the No Underwear thing? When it started we were, like, it’s the new crazy thing the rich and beautiful do. You know, all these stars who live in a totally different world. But then one day we in the subway and I suddenly noticed that one girl didn’t have any panties. I told Annie to check out that chick. She seemed, like, so cool and easygoing. That’s when we thought that, hey, maybe we should try it out too. And so it went.
I would support this idea and movement thoroughly, but I already spend way too much time lusting after women that I see. If it ever actually occurred, you’d have a hell of a lot of guys with huge hard-ons who would walk around banging into walls, doors, lampposts as they are unable to avoid looking longingly and lustfully. I’d be one of them, sad to say.